Adjustable Mustard - Adjustable Mustard [LP]

Release Date: 5/5/2025

Adjustable Mustard, both as a sound and a concept, emerged out of Auburn, Alabama's small but colorful psychedelic rock scene in 2016. The brainchild of husband and wife duo Will and Katie White, Adjustable Mustard now calls Nashville, TN home.

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Tracklist

1. Jungle Boogie
2. Vibrato Canal
3. 1 R.P.M Marathon (Long Version)
4. Are You Man Enough
5. My Dinner With Andy
6. Six Hours
7. Cock P.C.P.
8. Consumer Elephantiasis
9. Dead Motor Drop Out
10. Step To The Rear
11. Cockumentary
12. Ejaculation Nation
13. Superdouche
14. Buzz Masters
15. Porator
16. I Don't Think So - No Wait, I Do Think So
17. Lightning Struck My Anus
18. Bolus To The Wall
19. Motion Lotion
20. Pubis Clitoramic
21. Beaten Out, But Not Flat
22. Anal Asian
23. Realistic Vagina
24. A Feminist Perspective
25. Pre-Ejac Mantra
26. Ear Exterminator
27. Cock Extension Super Penis
28. Point Your Pointed Stick Someplace Else
29. Testicle Dept.
30. Jollies, Part 5
31. Drink Piss Noize Muzak
32. Flat Out, But Not Beaten
33. Cock E.L.O.
34. Never Mind The Bolus
35. Latex Lick
36. Girls Who Crave Bad Cocks
37. Love Tube Wipe Out
38. Muff King
39. Rectal Insectocutioner
40. Testicles Of The Octopus
41. Super Soundwaves
42. The Joy Of Masturbation
43. Cock Calibration Meter
44. Turbine Burger
45. Ass Morning (Gerogerigegege)
46. Black Hole
47. Vodka Banjos
48. Can You Read Lips?
49. Nude Song
50. Don't Get The Wrong Idea Unless It's Right
51. Shake 'Em!
52. Here's Your Reward
53. Super Crack
54. Cock Excessive Size Punisher
55. Audio Trap
56. Moisture Tattoo Gun Maniacs
57. Black & Pecker
58. P.A. Destroyer
59. A.C. Songs Are Long And Boring
60. 4-D Dong
61. Hairlip Serenade In Neenah Twilight
62. Ear Raid
63. A.F.T.P.
64. Under A Blood Red Ass
65. Lords Of Lactation
66. Rear Window
67. Adventures Of The New Beaver, Book Three
68. Feedback Factor
69. 69 Ways To Please You
70. Bladder Control
71. What's Up?
72. The Night Before Christmas (94 Mega-Medley)
73. Free Vaginal Examination
74. I Want You To Want It
75. Be Gentle
76. Double Whopper
77. Smegma Omelet On The Menu
78. Blame It On Rhea
79. Moisture Of Invention
80. Wishful Thinking
81. Step Inside / Try And Hide
82. Evil Cock
83. Watermelon Torpedo War
84. Phantom Mic Thruster
85. Once Is More Than Enough, Twice Is Excessive
86. Theme From N.O.I.S.E.
87. Public Image
88. A.C.M.E. Dynamite Song #2098
89. Larynjectomy Is Not A Tragedy
90. Cockfight (Round 8)
91. Universal Hiss
92. Cascading Schlongs
93. Fanny Rammer
94. The Most Electrifying Band In Noise Entertainment
95. Cock Extended 12-Inch Remix
96. This Is Only Moisture
97. Cheap Fuzz Trick
98. So Many Fluids, So Little Time
99. It's Not Evil If You Enjoy It
100. Shoot Your Wad On That Noise CD
101. Pink Nylon Tractor
102. Vacuum Core
103. We've Got The Goods
104. The Sappho's Boudoir
105. With All Our Love
106. Never Forget Deaf
107. Blipvert For A Burnt Squid
108. We Wish We Had That Powder
109. Colostomy Hole Surfers
110. Erection Connection
111. 1/4 Inch Eel To Eel Ape Decoder
112. Double Dip
113. Breast Implosion
114. Split Hemisphere Aerobics
115. Poke Around
116. RRRectum
117. Hiss Dictator
118. Master Of The Forced Entry
119. Why Repeat? Why Repeat? Why Repeat? Why Repeat?
120. Anvil Action
121. G-Clamp Castration
122. Mandibular Serration Unit
123. Motor Mollusc
124. Rod Rule
125. Lucky You, Lucky Lucky You
126. Cock P.M.S.
127. Beastiality Romance Novel
128. Tammy Wrestles Cindy But Paul Wins
129. Sperm Pump Repair
130. Limited Edition Penis
131. Ear Drum = Hymen
132. Gob Of Fuzz
133. Dial 1-900-C.E.S.P.
134. How Many Noise Artists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
135. Power Tool Hot Pants
136. Cock Killer
137. Home Sex Is Killing Pornography
138. Snuff Noise
139. Supreme Emperor Of Hum
140. Melted Meat Metal Muthas
141. We've Got The Ideas
142. Kentucky Fried Cock
143. Moisture In Tight Trousers
144. Dylan's Lisarrator Accident
145. Clown Sex Dream
146. Geisha Girl Love Orgy 1975
147. Suck Of The Century, Muff Of The Milennium
148. Cock Catharsis
149. Various Art Tits
150. Do The Mikawa
151. Noise Portrait Of Large Nipples (Dedicated To Val D'Orito)
152. Fuckin' Andrew
153. Violent Amp Attack '69
154. I Should've Groaned Better
155. Transatlantic Tickler
156. Fee Fi Fo Fuck
157. Shitmaster
158. Birth / Death Of Noise Music, Rebirth Of Fool
159. Liquidiser Joke #85
160. Airhose Anemone
161. Armpit Lover
162. Journey To The Center Of Hiss
163. Balls To The Ceiling
164. Lipburger Guitar Fur
165. Nipple Party 1985
166. Ranch Of The Nymphomaniac Girls
167. King Of Electronix
168. Swingin' Sabre (Remix #666666661)
169. Face Sitting Dance Mix (Face Sitting Dance Mix)
170. Free To Pee (On Me)
171. Ferret Chow Mein
172. Saliva Mics
173. Daddy's Revenge
174. Ballbreaking Lunch Experience
175. Pajama Party
176. Sexist But Cute
177. Jizz For The Taste Of It
178. Don't Knock The Cock
179. Four On The Floor
180. Oriental Love Dolls Are Calling Me
181. Stolen Ear Plugs
182. Butt Plug's Big Day
183. Expensive Moisture
184. I Really Want To Hurt You
185. Hammeroid Cream
186. Think Before You Ask, OK?
187. Painful Rectal Itch
188. Come Again?
189. My Love Will Tear You Apart
190. Evil Andy Touched Them
191. Music To Wash Gorillas By
192. Barry's White Ass
193. Rocket Crash In Mouth
194. Emilamp Toss
195. Skyway Lounge Theme
196. My House Is On Fire
197. Moisture Man
198. Robin Makes The Boys Wonder
199. Scrapatak
200. Frosting The Face
201. Accidental Ass Attack
202. Ear Sex
203. My Dick Is On Your Lunchbox
204. Will You Respect Me Tomorrow?
205. Don't Worry, Be Horny
206. Why Don't You Bend Over?
207. Paul's Problem Has Been Solved
208. Dream Beaver
209. How Tall Are You?
210. I'll Treat You Right
211. Blow Job Denial
212. Body Oil Performance
213. I Wanna Buy Your Panties
214. Date With Destiny, And Me
215. Ramirez Stress Deflator (Or Is That Inflator?)
216. Come Near The Rear / Nothing To Fear
217. Stripper At My Family Reunion
218. I Forgot My Cock!
219. 219% Chance Of Golden Showers
220. Mary Tied Up Moore
221. Motor Pants Moisture Release
222. Projectile Donut Campaign
223. Monster Ears And Monkey Tits
224. Big Round Mound Of Sound
225. Silly Silicone
226. Full Blast (Up The Ass)
227. Headphone Suicide
228. Gruesome Twosome
229. Fly Swatting Sound Effect #4532
230. Noise Balloons
231. Rice Guitar Fart Nasality
232. Bag Slappin'
233. Female Road Show
234. You're Giving Me A Complex
235. Live Like A Pervert, Die Like A King
236. Humble Noise Offering #-0004.237
237. Increase The Yeast
238. We've Played The Knitting Factory, How About You?
239. My Favorite Rear
240. Yes, Dear
241. All My Very Best Inches
242. Noise Biathlon
243. Lap My Lap, Slap My Sack
244. Noise Warp
245. Smells Like Teen Pregnancy
246. Toaster Emancipation / Twilight
247. Noise Groupies (Oh, Where Can They Be?)
248. Boob Tube Burst Lube
249. Ironhair Beach Ball
250. Shoot-Out, Clean-Up
251. Alarm Clock Abuse
252. Russ Meyer Breast Command
253. Hiss Manifesto (0.2 Second Remix)
254. Don't Get So Worked Up Over Nothing
255. Anal Adventures
256. Hard-On Hard-To-Get
257. Clipping Toe Nail Intro
258. Play With It
259. Ass Worship Theme
260. Sodomy Song #38
261. Let Me Wipe
262. Donkey Show Girl
263. I Touch Myself... Often
264. Tonight's The Night
265. Pinky
266. Leather Pit Gel
267. The Way We Were, The Way We Will Be, The Way I Want It
268. U.S. Savings Bondage
269. Creamy Cucumber
270. Shit Pulp (In My Hands)
271. Rewarding Contact
272. The Kind Of Man Your Mother Warned You About
273. Pot Stainer
274. Get Off Moist Andy
275. Special Request
276. Rooster Boy
277. Moving Violation
278. Video Sale
279. Can't Stop The Loving, And Believe Me I've Tried!
280. Hold On, I'm Comin'
281. Country Line
282. Open The Applegate
283. Brown Sugar Excitement / False Alarm
284. Service Station
285. Private Penis / Public Pussy
286. Fuck Instructor
287. Cockstock 1994
288. Give Me Back My Orgasm
289. Learn The Hard Way
290. Tit Tan
291. Steakhouse Swimwear
292. Oversized Filthy Mind
293. Up All Night
294. Evil Moisture Breathalizer
295. Sexual Tune-Up
296. Adjustable Beer Girl
297. One-Stop Cock
298. Sex Tip For Parents
299. Love Hurts
300. Bit By Flying Ass
301. Guaranteed Cock Comedy
302. Minneapolis Cock Convention
303. Dishwater Dick Drama
304. Maltan Muff Maul Manouever
305. Handy Man
306. Adult Landfill
307. Mannequin Muff
308. Wet Nurses
309. Perky Pet
310. Traditional Colon
311. Organ Mover
312. Drive-In Rack
313. Rodeo Rope Girl
314. Evil Cock Same Day Service
315. Unsurpassed Chinese Intercourse
316. Bed-Wetting Women
317. Rubber Roommate Referral
318. Digital Sausage Demonstration
319. Fondling Expert
320. Illuminated Breasts
321. You Waited Six Years For This Record, Aren't You Disappointed?
322. Sperm Soda
323. Tokyo Sperm Bath
324. Affordable Student
325. Moisture Pride
326. Bachelorette Party
327. Handle With Care
328. Sex Fax
329. Fist Avenue
330. Dangling Diaphragm
331. Throw It In The Cow Fistula
332. You Suck (And That's A Good Thing)
333. Thanks For The Free Stuff
334. Stupid Is As Stupid Does
335. #669
336. Me Vs. You = Us
337. Laid In Advance
338. You Put Your Money Into Us And You Lost Your Ass
339. Your Girlfriend Looks Better (When I'm Drunk)
340. I Was Outbid At The Oxygen Auction
341. Freedom From Freedom
342. Sweet Homo Alabama
343. Did I Say "We"? I Meant "Oui"!
344. Bigger Than The Boys
345. At Least I Don't Live In Milwaukee
346. Lesbian Secrets (Radio Edit)
347. Moisture On Parade
348. Cock Pride (100%)
349. Not Just Moist, Warm As Well
350. No One Buys Noise Records Anymore
351. Where Have You Been All My Life?
352. Pornographic Technologies
353. Interesting Cosmetics
354. Noise Is War, And We Are Losing
355. Brief Example Of Squelching
356. Give It Back If You Don't Want It
357. Dorm Room Dilemma
358. Lacrosse Dressing
359. Avant-Garde Experimental Composition #2 (Extract)
360. Turned Around 360 Degrees
361. Ambient Noise Is Killing All My Friends
362. Tour Cancellation Party
363. Spanks For The Memories (Gabber Mix)
364. Come On Over, Cum All Over
365. Cum As You Are
366. Bound Coeds Newsletter
367. San Diego Calling
368. It's Not Enough
369. Small Penis Avenue
370. Noise Blast #446
371. Well Worth The Wait
372. Don't Apologize, I Enjoyed It
373. Year Of The Cock
374. Working In College Radio Is A Good Way To Meet Women
375. Evil Mustard
376. Hipster Doofus Revival
377. Why Is Gus So Lucky?
378. Ready To Rock, Somewhat Prepared To Roll
379. Hello Stranger
380. Final Touch
381. It's Over, Forget It